A CARD.
MESSRS. FUDGE and VAMP beg to inform novelists and writers of tales in
general, that they supply _denouements_ to unfinished stories, on the
most reasonable terms. They have just completed a large stock of
catastrophes, to which they respectfully solicit attention.
FOR MELO-DRAMA.
Discovery of the real murderers, and respite of the accused.
Ditto very superior, with return of the supposed victim.
Ditto, ditto, extra superfine, with punishment of vice and reward of
virtue.
FOR FARCES.
Mollification of flinty-hearted fathers and union of lovers, &c. &c. &c.
FOR COMEDIES.
Fictitious bankruptcy of the hero, and sudden reinstatement of fortune.
Ditto, ditto, with exposure of false friends.
Non-recognition of son by father, ultimate discovery of former by latter.
Ditto, ditto, very fine, "with convenient cordial," and true gentlemen,
illustrated by an old _debauchee_.
N.B.--On hand, a very choice assortment of interesting parricides,
strongly recommended for Surrey use.
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WHY AND BECAUSE.
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