Punch?
PUNCH.--I'd have you know, sir, I'm above having any principles but those
that put money in my pocket.
MANAGER.--I mean on what interest did you start?
PUNCH.--On self-interest, sir. The only great, patriotic, and noble
feeling that a public man can entertain.
MANAGER.--Pardon me, Mr. Punch; I wish to know whether you have come in as
a Whig or a Tory?
PUNCH.--As a Tory, decidedly, sir. I despise the base, rascally, paltry,
beggarly, contemptible Whigs. I detest their policy, and--
THE DOG TOBY.--Bow, wow, wough, wough!
MANAGER.--Hollo! Mr. Punch, what are you saying? I understood you were
always a staunch Whig, and a supporter of the present Government.
PUNCH.--So I was, sir. I supported the Whigs as long as they supported
themselves; but now that the old house is coming down about their ears, I
turn my back on them in virtuous indignation, and take my seat in the
opposition 'bus.
MANAGER.---But where is your patriotism, Mr. Punch?
PUNCH.--Where every politician's is, sir--in my breeches' pocket.
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