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"Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 156, May 28, 1919"

We wish them all
happiness."--_Diocesan Magazine (India)._
Corporal ---- appears to be a specialist.
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"There are persistent rumours of a plot to bring back the old
regime and put either a Hohenzollern or a representative of
some other Royal house on the Thorne of Germany."--_Canadian
Paper_.
EX-KAISER (_loq_.): "No, thanks; I've had some."
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"OXFORD FOR HOLIDAYS.--Most beautiful city in England. Good
lodgings and boating. Two golf links and fishing."--_Advt. in
Provincial Paper_.
We seem to remember, too, some mention of an educational establishment
in connection with the place.
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OUR HELPFUL CONTEMPORARIES.
"There have been cases, we believe, in which the height of a
person has increased after the person had reached mature age, but
it has always been suspected that this was due to greater
uprightness. A man who stoops always looks shorter than when he
is standing quite upright. But no such explanation as this can be
given for an apparent increase of the human head. If a head
really requires a larger hat it must be because the head is
larger."--_Provincial Paper_.
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[Illustration: HONOUR SATISFIED.


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