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Blackwood, Algernon, 1869-1951

"The Extra Day"

It was, in fact, Daddy's
formula when he settled into his armchair for a quiet half-hour's
read. Daddy's question was the mere politeness of a host. It was sham,
but Cousin William's answer was as real as breakfast. The formula was
a mechanical certainty, as certain as that pressing a button in the
wall produced Thompson in the room.
Accordingly, when Mother said, "Now, don't bother your Cousin William,
children; he doesn't want you," this individual would instantly
shoulder arms and state the exact contrary with fiery emphasis.
"If you've no objection," came the testy answer, "and if it's all the
same to you, Cecilia"--a shade sarcastically, this--"it's precisely
what I _do_ want."
And he would look at the children in a way that suggested the most
intimate of secret understanding between himself and them. More, he
would rise and leave the room with the impetus of a soldier going out
to fight, and would play with Judy, Tim, and Maria in a fashion that
upset the household routine and made the trio unmanageable for the
Authorities for hours afterwards.
"He's an honourable gentleman like the gentlemen in Parliament,"
declared Judy, "and that's my opinion of why I think him nice.


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