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McCutcheon, George Barr, 1866-1928

"The Daughter of Anderson Crow"

I know, for I'm a
lawyer!"
"Now, I'm sure you're in the job with him. I s'pose you'll try to work
in the insanity dodge! It's a nest of thieves and robbers! Say, I'll
give you five minutes to surrender; if you don't, we'll set fire to the
derned shanty!"
"Look here, boys," said Jack Barnes suddenly, "I've done nothing and am
not afraid to be arrested. I'm going to give myself up." Of course there
was a storm of protest and a flow of tears, but the culprit was firm.
"Tell the old fossil that if he'll guarantee safety to me I'll give up!"
Anderson was almost too quick in promising protection.
"Ask him if he will surrender and make a confession to me--I am Anderson
Crow, sir!" was the marshal's tactful suggestion.
"He'll do both, Mr. Crow!" replied Crosby.
"We've got to take the whole bunch of you, young man. You're all guilty
of conspiracy, the whole caboodle!"
"But the ladies, you darned old Rube--they can't--"
"Looky here, young feller, you can't dictate to me. I'll have you to--"
"We'll all go!" cried Mrs. Crosby warmly.
"To the very end!" added the new Mrs. Barnes.
"What will your father say?" demanded the groom.
"He'll disown me anyway, dear, so what's the difference?"
"It's rather annoying for a minister--" began the Reverend "Jimmy,"
putting on his hat.
"We'll beg off for you!" cried Mrs.


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